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Okay, first is news. My little sister broke her arm. Really badly. I don't know the details coz I'm not a boneoligest, (I am quite aware that that isn't a real word.) But it's her upper arm and she's counting down time between when she can have painkillers. Don't you hate it when your normally impeccable grammar fails you? Did that even make any sense? Does anything make sense? Am I just typing crap? Fuck is my brain ever dead today. Right, moving on, lets talk about the NZ election. Last I hearth, Helen Clark won but not by much. Something to the effect of 1%. And they are still counting the last of the votes. Tense. With things so tight forming alliances is going to be tough, there is a chance the government will collapse, which would be bad coz I have a lot of respect for the NZ parliamentary system, considering it to be if not the best in the world then close to. The Maori party gained four seats. That's probably enough of that.

I have received requests for more information about my play. Okay hear goes. For amateur and underage playwrites and there acting companions there is basically one way to get a production to happen, and this is through programs which sponsor them that come with colored booklets with words like "encourage" all over them. They generally have really lame names to, this one is called "expressions", and come with "guidelines". Guidelines is another word for "do this or get the hell out." The guidelines that I have ever so nicely stuck to are thus: It must be only one act long, so they can stick more then one play in on one night. It must involve in some way, a banana, an old sock, a character called spike, and the fraze "It's hard to get good help these days" There are also hidden rules which I have found out about the hard way in previous years, such as: No witchcraft, no incense, no pentergrams, no candles, no chanting, no ghosts making contact with the living, in fact, no seonses at all. I actually have no idea how to get tickets, I'm going to have to find out. They're probably going to sell from the gate, it's not like there's going to be a sell out. It's at the Warragul arts center, Warragul can be found in most reputable melways, it's about 100km east of Melbourne.