The next Shakespeare

I've written a play. It's fare dodge, but I'm hopeing that doesn't matter. I have some wondiful actors (and some mid range actors) lined up and ready to take center stage in "The Joe Christiansen Experoment." I'm the director! *she listens patiantly while everyone laughs at that thought.* So far, a few problem have been encounted: I can't find any male actors that arn't either otherwise engaged or genetically modified, I have three actors all wanting the same part, (I don't know hwy everyone likes that charector so much), and I have to take out all the swearing. No big deal about the swearing, there wasn't much. I just need to replace the word "fuck" with the word "damn" in a few places. (shit is okay now aparently). I don't know what I'm going to do about the multi-actor crises. It's pretty much a two horse race, maybe I can have them fight for it. Or prehaps some kind of act-off. The not enough guys problem is a big one. I need at the very least two guys, I think I can get one after he's finnished haveing his genes modified, I don't know where the other one's going to come from. Who'd want to be a direcor? People keep comenting on my stage directions, I can't think why.

"The Joe Chrstiensen Experioment" will be showing at the Warragul Arts Center on October the 24th, 25'th or 26th.